Yo fools, get off of Damien Hirsts’ dilznick. Inanimate objects with ice or Svaroski crystals or what not don’t make a statement any more. It’s 09, Obama’s in office, and bedazled tmobile sidekicks are uncool to even 5th graders. Get a clue. Or maybe this is a Hirst piece, I didn’t even check.

This piece gathered a nice little crowd around it and is actually a piece part of my friend, Natasha’s mothers’ gallery, did you follow that? If not, check it. I wanted to take some video, because it’s actually playing James Brown through the tuner. Kinda hot. especially the post it note that says “don’t fucking touch” on it. Natasha, who’s the artist here?

This year, phallic inspired art was out and vaginal themed monstrosities was way in… Check out this felt vagina. It would go perfectly in the atrium.

Ikea decided to release a special edition line of furniture, “Dieter von Buseen Bau never did acid” is the name. Actually, a really up and coming artist created this non functional piece of art.

When it comes to classy shit, you really got to give it up to Miami. Not only does the 4th largest boat in the world, the Sea Fair, sell over priced diamond rings (b/c i know what the going rate for diamonds is) but they’re offering a special on floor 3, port side, to buy a futuristic cyborg trumpet playing statue. Speechless.

Finally somebody gets it…

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